These Un-Lessons are gleaned from the books No More Nice, No More Nasty, and Too Much Flapdoodle and, of course, the uncanny minds of Aunt Mattie and Uncle Philbert.
GAMES
4 Ways to Get Into Trouble, Stay out of Trouble, or Amuse Very Small Brains
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Skipping Stones
By Uncle Philbert
The right and proper way to achieve maximum skippage.
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Buzz-Saw Button
By Aunt Mattie
Endless amusement for the simple-minded. And also? Guaranteed to drive cats crazy.
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Conkers
By Uncle Philbert
A game of elimination where cheating is highly encouraged.
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Turtle Trap
By Uncle Philbert
I was gonna teach you how to make a turtle trap, but Parker says he explains all about it on his bog or blog. He gave a long explanation what a blog was, but darned if I didn’t fall asleep in the middle of it.

